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Disabled & Woman-owned

Currently Cheating on My Neurologist With a Duke Tote Bag

Currently Cheating on My Neurologist With a Duke Tote Bag

$ 25.00 USD
$ 25.00 USD
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Your neurologist said reduce screen time, stay hydrated, and manage your stress. You said absolutely, downloaded three new romance novels, and haven't seen daylight since Tuesday. No notes.

This tote was made for the chronic migraine reader who has accepted that a morally grey fictional duke does more for pain management than any treatment plan. Roomy enough for your Kindle (if your eyes can take a low-light screen), your meds, your ice pack, and your dignity (optional).

Made from 100% certified organic cotton in a sturdy 8 oz twill — because you deserve something that holds up as well as your coping mechanisms. 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ with dual 24.5″ straps and a 30 lb weight limit. That's a lot of hardcovers, just saying.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches) BAG DEPTH (inches) STRAP LENGTH (inches) STRAP WIDTH (inches)
One size 16 14 ½ 5 24 1/2 1
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  • SHIPPING & FREE GIVEAWAYS

    Due to rising carrier costs, free shipping is no longer available on any orders. During Migraine & Headache Awareness Month in June, every Shades for Migraine t-shirt order includes a FREE pair of purple sunglasses while supplies last. Tag @shadesformigraine on June 21.

  • T-SHIRT ORDER NOTICE

    T-shirt brands may vary due to supply shifts and ongoing international trade changes. Shirts may be Gildan Softstyle, Bella + Canvas, Next Level, or a comparable premium brand using ring-spun cotton, polyester, or cotton/poly blends. Heavy cotton is not used unless stated.

  • INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

    We currently ship to the United States, Canada, Mexico, the United Kingdom, Australia, and New Zealand. Duties and taxes are calculated at checkout to prevent unexpected delivery fees. We do not ship outside these regions at this time due to evolving international policies.

  • DISABLED SMALL BUSINESS

    Achy Smile Shop is a woman-owned small business founded by Erica Nicole Carrasco. What began as a chronic migraine blog expanded into awareness apparel and handmade accessories. Each purchase directly supports a disabled entrepreneur and independent creator.